Later that night, he tries to initiate intimacy, but his wife rejected him, saying, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this whole massive grill for just one tiny wiener?”Ī man visits the doctor seeking treatment for his sore butt. He says, “Honey, your butt is getting so big, it’s almost the same size as my grill!” His wife rolls her eyes, but he persists by measuring her behind against the grill and teases her that they’re about the same size.

So prepare yourself, perhaps by grabbing some toilet paper, and get ready to laugh your glutes off!Īnd just a heads up, this post is definitely NSFW, unless your boss is a butt inspector by trade, in which case, they’re probably gonna enjoy this too.Ī husband notices that his wife’s derriere is getting larger and decides to joke with her about it.

Get ready to let out loud laughs (almost as loud as the farts in some of these jokes), because let’s be honest, butts are always hilarious. As you sit on your porcelain throne, pondering the mysteries of life, give your mind a break and enjoy this raunchy post filled with funny jokes and clever buns about your derriere.

Flat butt jokes